Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 50.86% of the times
- Age Old Riddle won 52.14% of the times
