Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

• A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 50.91% of the times
• A serious condition won 50.04% of the times