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Baptism Preparations
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young
father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are
you prepared for it?"


"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers
and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and
cakes for all of our guests."


"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you
prepared spiritually?"


"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
case of whiskey."



500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.




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