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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 51.42% of the times
- Burglars just broke in won 49.07% of the times
