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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.00% of the times
- A definition of psychiatrist won 49.24% of the times