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A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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You can see the results below:
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 49.93% of the times
- Animals go to Heaven won 49.89% of the times
