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12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 49.85% of the times
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 46.97% of the times
