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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.19% of the times

Attack Dog won 49.98% of the times

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.19% of the times Attack Dog won 49.98% of the times

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.19% of the times

Attack Dog won 49.98% of the times