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A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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• A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.05% of the times
• Bad Neighbours won 49.68% of the times