Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
A hungry bee meets a fellow bee who directs the hungry one
to a Bar Mitzvah. The hungry bee eats his fill, then again
meets his friend.
The second bee asks how it went, and hears that his friend
ate plenty. The second bee then asks why the first bee is
wearing a yarmulke (the small round cap that religious Jews
often wear).
The first bee replies, "It was a Bar Mitzvah. I didn't want
anyone to think I was a WASP."
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You can see the results below:
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.10% of the times
- An attorney was sitting in his office la... won 50.47% of the times
