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Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically."Seven?" he asks. "I could understand six, but..." "What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do this for free?"
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- A wife for Adam won 48.83% of the times
- A staged wedding to bust dealers won 50.87% of the times