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Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why on Earth are you takingso long to make this shot?""My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I want to make this shot a good one," said Bob."Good Lord," said David, "you haven't got a chance of hitting her from here."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- A wife was berating her husband... won 50.84% of the times
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child... won 51.70% of the times
