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Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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You can see the results below:
- A wife was berating her husband... won 49.52% of the times
- Brain or muscles? won 49.94% of the times