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A housewife, an accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''
The housewife replies: ''Four!''
The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child... won 51.64% of the times
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