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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
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You can see the results below:
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.02% of the times
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.45% of the times
