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Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."
Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."
"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.27% of the times
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 49.61% of the times