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A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.

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• A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.23% of the times
• Bill Gates and General Motors won 51.46% of the times