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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait."

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A young executive was leaving the office... won 49.88% of the times A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.59% of the times

A young executive was leaving the office... won 49.88% of the times

A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.59% of the times