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Bathtub Seizure
Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.

Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"

A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!

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• A young executive was leaving the office... won 50.07% of the times
• A dog for a wife won 49.94% of the times