Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A man was leaving church one day...
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of the congregation. He grasped the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"He whispered back, "Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service."

A Good Mystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers, ''I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip.''
The usher nods and says he will be back shortly. Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up. Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers, ''Follow me.'' The usher leads the man down to the second row, and proudly points out the empty seat right in the middle. ''Thanks so much,'' says the theatergoer, ''This seat is perfect.'' He then hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers, ''The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick.''







Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Blind pilots was a winner against A definition of psychiatrist
  • An old occupation was a winner against A RVing couple
  • African Marriage was a winner against Tongue Twisters
  • Bad Investment was a winner against A famous General dies...
  • A really cold morning was a winner against A way to save your marriage
  • An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... was a winner against A minister, a priest, and a rabbi were s...
  • Business one-liners 01 was a winner against Advice for a Fisherman
  • Adults have learned was a winner against An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
  • A housewife, an accountant was a winner against A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
  • A succession of generations was a winner against A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...