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All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

Be Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary
to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping!"

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 49.92% of the times

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.35% of the times

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 49.92% of the times A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.35% of the times

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 49.92% of the times

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.35% of the times