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Be Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary
to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping!"

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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You can see the results below:

• Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.30% of the times
• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.16% of the times