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Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.79% of the times
- Bonds Mature won 50.16% of the times