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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Airplane Trouble
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
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You can see the results below:
- Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.35% of the times
- A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 51.91% of the times