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A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait."

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.59% of the times A local United Way office realized that... won 48.38% of the times

Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.59% of the times

A local United Way office realized that... won 48.38% of the times