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Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.93% of the times
- A man took his wife to the doctors... won 50.56% of the times
