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Blonde in Pain
There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you hurting?''
She said, ''Everywhere. See?"
She touched her arm and said, "OUCH!"
She touched her leg and, "OUCH!"
She touched her nose, "OUCH!"
"See?" she cried, " I am hurting all over!''
The doctor laughed and said, ''What you've got is a broken index finger!"
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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- Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.42% of the times
- A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... won 50.04% of the times
