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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

She said, "I want a divorce."

He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

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Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.40% of the times

Adults have learned won 53.85% of the times