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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

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• Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.40% of the times
• Bathtub Seizure won 49.09% of the times