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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- Actual Answer from a Medical Student won 51.34% of the times
- 7 Word Obituary won 50.34% of the times
