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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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You can see the results below:
- Advice for a Fisherman won 50.49% of the times
- A parent's night before Christmas won 51.27% of the times
