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Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.
The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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You can see the results below:
- Advice for a Fisherman won 50.43% of the times
- A political man to a woman... won 47.93% of the times
