
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bank customer service
"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?"Bernie: "The dog came here to pray.""Oh, come on." says the Rabbi."YES!" says Bernie. Rabbi: "I don't believe you. You are just fooling around; that's not a proper thing to do in temple."Bernie: "Its true!".."Ok", says the Rabbi, "then show me what the dog can do.""OK" says Bernie nodding to the dog...The dog proceeds to open up the barrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on his head) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! The Rabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes. When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the quality of the praying he says to Bernie. "Do you think your dog would consider going to Rabbinical school????"Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says,"YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!"
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- An old occupation was a winner against Atheist professor
- How To Annoy Unwanted Roommates was a winner against An American tourist
- A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... was a winner against Men vs. Women
- A story behind a gun was a winner against A man with a glass eye is here to see you
- A defendant was on trial for murder. The... was a winner against A couple came upon a wishing well...
- And God Created Woman was a winner against A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
- A Man from Atlanta was a winner against A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
- Blind Justice was a winner against Funny Laws
- Bear Hunting was a winner against A Hot Day
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... was a winner against A blonde detective