Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- Advice for a Fisherman won 51.03% of the times
- Application rejections won 49.16% of the times
