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Bad Couch Trip
I've been feeling down for so long that I finally decided to
seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

I went there, laid on the couch, spilled my guts then waited
for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make me feel
better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes
then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled
look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and
said, "Ummmmm, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is
very common among losers."

10 Things You Never Hear in Church
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.


2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.


3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.


4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.


5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.


6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.


7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!


8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.


9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.


10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!





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