Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A famous General dies...
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to
Arlington National Cemetery. All the airlines were booked
and there were no other planes available. Someone came up
with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at five
a.m. The newspapers reported the incident with "the whirly
bird gets the urn".




Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"




Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • African Marriage won 50.77% of the times
  • Silly Puns won 50.55% of the times