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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- After many years of trying to find steady work... won 50.85% of the times
- A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah won 50.86% of the times
