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I can't decide!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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