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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either.

An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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I tried to be a tailor... won 50.49% of the times

A General questions his GI's won 50.55% of the times