Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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You can see the results below:
- I tried to be a tailor... won 50.68% of the times
- A man was leaving church one day... won 50.31% of the times
