
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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You can see the results below:
- I tried to be a tailor... won 49.98% of the times
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 49.63% of the times