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All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

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15 Ways To Uplift the Workplace won 48.40% of the times