Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

A Nutty Game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!''

And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.

After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• All Male Jury was a winner against Can't chance it!
• You Might Be A Redneck If... was a winner against An anti-bat spray
• You Might Be A Redneck If... was a winner against A lawyer and an engineer
• Funny Signs was a winner against Animals go to Heaven
• Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... was a winner against Arguing effectively
• A Dead Lawyer was a winner against A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
• Attack Dog was a winner against $100,000
• An artist asked the gallery owner if the... was a winner against The Passing of an Old Friend
• A General questions his GI's was a winner against An old occupation
• A fair deal was a winner against 1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...