
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"
A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!
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You can see the results below:
- After the fall in Garden of Eden... won 52.12% of the times
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane... won 47.20% of the times