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Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Aircraft Carrier won 50.11% of the times
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 52.37% of the times
