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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation."Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked.He replied, "No, just a bit apperhensive."I asked, "What's the diffrence??"He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Aircraft Carrier won 50.05% of the times
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... won 49.59% of the times
