Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Company Policy was a winner against A Hot Day
• Funny Words of Wisdom was a winner against How To Be Politically Correct With Women
• Business one-liners 08 was a winner against Boys and Girls
• An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing was a winner against A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
• Barber's don't exist was a winner against Company Policy
• A guy in a bar was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
• A certain lawyer was was a winner against Billy Gates writes to Santa
• Facing Adversity was a winner against Bottle of Evian water?
• A bad habit was a winner against A Lucky Break
• Actual Answer from a Medical Student was a winner against A Woman's Seminars