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All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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All Male Jury won 48.34% of the times

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All Male Jury won 48.34% of the times A lecture about English won 53.74% of the times

All Male Jury won 48.34% of the times

A lecture about English won 53.74% of the times