
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Bad Japanese economy
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- Bad Neighbours was a winner against A bus station is where a bus stops...
- Blonde in Pain was a winner against A farmer and his wife went into town for...
- Angelic Love was a winner against Business one-liners 01
- Being hurt was a winner against A Fisherman's Tale
- QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS was a winner against A farmer and his wife went into town for...
- Automotive horror was a winner against A little sports match
- A Lucky Break was a winner against Benefits of the Revival
- Bribing the Judge was a winner against Application rejections
- An ancient Irishman was a winner against A man was wandering around in a field, t...
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane... was a winner against Blonde in Pain