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Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.97% of the times

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All the strange names won 48.56% of the times A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.97% of the times

All the strange names won 48.56% of the times

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.97% of the times